The developers of the highly-anticipated title Dying Light sat down to explain the game’s revolutionary Natural Movement system. Designed internally by Techland, it empowers the player to traverse the fictional city of Harran.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”
I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a dietwater and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.
When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
omg I didn’t realize that, I love this scene 100x more now
#okay but the movie is literal perfection when you realize #95% of the time he still thinks he’s little bitty shit!steve #but yeah no THIS SCENE IN PARTICULAR #also we don’t see the fight because its probably laughable #Steve still trying to stop punches with his goddamn face #only it works this time #aLSO THOSE TWO SECONDS BEFORE HE SEES THE GUARDS #HE’S ALL LIKE #’FUCK YEAH THREE POINT LANDI—oh fuck’ (tags via bluandorange)
Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”
I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.
This is exactly why, if you’re trying the online dating site thing, I seriously recommend waiting at least a few days before answering any message. Last time I tried OKCupid, probably 80% of the guys who contacted me would devolve into this kind of behavior pretty quickly if I didn’t answer their message right away. Like you can get them to wave a “I’m an awful person stay the fuck away from me” flag all on their own without lifting a finger. It’s amazing.